Yesterday after work I headed to the gym for some cardio. After 30 minutes on the elliptical I decided to hop on a recumbent bike for another 15 minutes to burn off the nuts I ate on the way to gym (great pre-exercise snack if you ONLY EAT ONE SERVING). On the bike I noticed my spare tire oozing out from my tank top. I immediately grabbed for my towel to cover up my gut.
Because we all know a towel on my gut will me make me look 10 pounds thinner. Just like when I was in college; I tied a flannel shirt around my waists to hide my freshman 15. I was so cool, I was grunge and I was15 lbs thinner with that shirt tied around my waist– NOT!!!
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Too funny! I can relate with all of it – from the spare tire to the oversized shirt to the Teen Spirit lyrics.
Christine the 90s were a horrible time fashion wise to be in college.